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Room 409

Posted 2 months ago at 12:54 am. 3 comments

Alright. Crazy story time. I’m staying in the Doubletree Austin, a few miles north of the convention center. I’m on the fourth floor staying at the end of a pretty long hallway. My boss, Lorenz, is at the complete opposite end of the hallway in his own room.

Cory, Lorenz & Me

Lorenz just got back from some parties in downtown and after chatting for a while he decided to head back to his room. He’s got a flight in a few hours so he’s heading back to pack and then he’s out of here. I was walking with him back to his room to say bye and as we were walking we heard some interesting noise coming from one of the rooms that went a little bit like this…

“Fuck. FUCK! FUCKK!! *slapping sound* FUCK! *slapping sound*”

At first we were looking at each other a little confused, it sounded more like a bitchfest divorce-status give me the kids and half of the house fight between a couple, then we heard some music and some girls singing, soooo I decided to play a little trick on the orgy that lie behind closed doors.

I knocked pretty hard on the door, and as I did this, Lorenz ran like a little pansy down the hallway to his room. After a few more furious knocks I said in a loud fob-alicious voice, “Escuse mee, but dat is too loud you need stop make noise” and then booked it to my room.

Apparently my door key decided to stop working just as I got to my door, so I ran the rest of the hallway to the stairway and lept like a gazelle on the african plains down to the first floor. I caught my breath for a second and then took the elevator back up to my floor.

Standing in the hallway was a pretty cute barely legal looking brunette in some pretty skimpy pajamas, with her blonde friend. They were prettttty hammered. They both ran towards me like orangoutangs, swinging their arms and slurring their speech, asking if it was me who accidentally knocked on their door. This was the start of a fairly long ordeal.

They followed me to Lorenz’s room, where I tried to get a working room key (I thought he had accidentally taken mine). They were all over Lorenz like kids in a candy store. Then they followed me back to my room and pushed me out of the way trying to get inside. They were pretty drunk off their asses and definitely wanted to party all night long. I knocked and asked for Cory inside to come open the door, then the girls both started cheering “Yeah Cory! Come and open this door!!!”

Eventually not too long later the girls were both inside jumping up and down on our beds with Lorenz just coming inside. I was dumbstruck, Cory was dumbstruck, and Lorenz was laughing his ass off. I leave for 1 minute to walk Lorenz down to his room and come back with two drunk college chicks bouncing up and down on our beds.

Anyway eventually they headed back to their room, it was weird, kind of like an on/off switch. One second they were jumping on each others beds and grabbing each others tits, and the next they were heading back to their rooms. Crazyness.